tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29301159.post115039864005942781..comments2023-07-14T05:59:27.018-04:00Comments on Aaron Paul Lazar: Aaron Paul Lazarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06117814221437165664noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29301159.post-1150468801514290642006-06-16T10:40:00.000-04:002006-06-16T10:40:00.000-04:00LOL! What a riot, Forrest! Wow, that must've hurt ...LOL! What a riot, Forrest! Wow, that must've hurt like hell! Hey, there's one of your felines in your photo - cool. <BR/><BR/>AaronAaron Paul Lazarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06117814221437165664noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29301159.post-1150466353853644872006-06-16T09:59:00.000-04:002006-06-16T09:59:00.000-04:00HAH! YOU GO, JASMINE!! Tuna Breath to the fore! Tr...HAH! YOU GO, JASMINE!! <BR/><BR/>Tuna Breath to the fore! <BR/><BR/>Try having a kitten - too small to smack hard, but if I did, oh so easy to smack her clear across the room and bounce her baby butt off the wall - bite your friggin' nose!! No, I mean getting her teeth up in your nostril and biting the nare, not just biting the bulb!! DAMN that hurts! And tuna breath to boot!<BR/><BR/>I grabbed her by the scruff of the neck and mostly gently plopped her completely oblivious ass on the floor. <BR/><BR/>Didn't do any good, she scrambled back up and was back in my face in a heartbeat. <BR/><BR/>Finally I got up and did the usual cat dance: get more tuna (well, whitefish from WalMart) and plop it down in a bowl. At that hour of the morning it smelled nauseous. I had to have two cups of coffee before I could stomach a bagel with cream cheese. Christ! Tuna breath and then whitefish! You'd think cats would love Kit'N'Kaboodle dry food, it's not near as stinky...but noooooo. <BR/><BR/>And I was too "up" to go back to bed, alarm or not. Ruined morning, all I could do was write poetry and blabble it on my blog. Damn. Cats'll ruin a good blog, too. Well, kittens will. The two older cats know better, already. They just came in and shoved the kitten aside, and ate the whitefish. Smart cats.For The Treeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14843514742081569820noreply@blogger.com